COVID-19 has decided to come in here and pose a direct threat to the Rep. That's not really gonna work for me. So I'm gathering some of my most unqualified, uninteresting, and unprofessional friends to raise money for the cause. I'm fairly certain this bunch of morons will provide a moderate level of entertainment as they flounder about in an attempt to save this organization.
As a non-profit, not making any money is the same as losing money. With no ticket sales or live programming, we are reduced to donations and online content - obviously as a live performance venue, we aren't exactly equipped to snap to fully digital content overnight. It is the mission of the idiots on this squad to provide cheap thrills and transient lols to our generous donors during this dark period in the hope that we will remain open long enough to return to the more stimulating programming to which they have become accustomed.
I know that many of the people who will join this team have no idea how theatre or non-profit organizations work. All that is asked of you idiots is that you create some of the least insightful, groan-worthy, and otherwise stupid content ever seen while sharing this fundraiser.
Do the things.