So i got drunk and bought a sweet electric scooter on Amazon that goes 20 mph.
Got it 3 days later. Looked it up on Amazon and found out it was $100 cheaper the day it was delivered.
Called Amazon to get a discount.
They say “our prices change every minute”. I say “Yeah, but if I send this back today on your dime I get a full refund and then can buy it again to be shipped again on your dime for $100 dollars cheaper which seems inconvenient so why not just save all the time and shipping $ and give me the discount”.
They say “nope” so decide to return scooter without opening the box.
Decide to keep scooter and instead start a sweet $100 dollar fundraiser where i collect donations to offset Amazon being dumb and get my friends to donate money so i can come to thier place of work and do scooter tricks.
Facebook says my Fundraiser is not legit and cannot be approved.
Start this legit fundraiser to bring awareness to brain injuries that can be caused from not wearing a helmet on crazy fast scooters.
Donate below. I’ll match the $100 that Amazon robbed me of today if we meet the goal.
$5-$10: text you a video of me doing rad scooter tricks
$25: text you a video of me promoting whatever you tell me to on a video of me doing gnarly tricks on a scooter
$50: Deliver a sandwich to your place of work on my sweet scooter. Yes I will roll up inside a building. No stairs though.
$100 and above: Roll up to your enemy with mybscooter gang and get that money they owe you, threaten them, whatever you decide.
Donate here: