I am raising money for a very important cause: Planned Parenthood. Conservative lawmakers and lobbyists are on a mission to defund PP, one of our country's most important guardians of women's reproductive rights. Your contribution will make an impact, whether you donate $5 or $500. Every little bit helps.
Here's the kicker: my girlfriend, Lizzie, thinks she is a slow runner and has declined to demonstrate her top speed, despite my repeated requests. Lizzie and her probably equally slow older sister Margaret have agreed to race if I can raise $10,000 for Planned Parenthood and secure an endorsement from one of their approved celebrities. I have already raised $1,600 of the $10,000, and I am hellbent on raising money for PP and making this happen.
There will be a BBQ in the park before and after the race, and an array of cured meats and a wheel of cheese will meet the victor at the finish line. As such, I have dubbed this event RACE FOR THE CURED.
Thank you for your support. If you aren't able to donate, I encourage you to share this fundraiser with your friends.