Los Angeles is a dumpster fire lit by illegal fireworks .
LA is uninhabitable. Not because of the homelessness, graffiti, trash, poverty, crime, and racism that thrives here. It is because of the city sanctioned bombs that terrorists set off six months of the year. Lawlessness is on magnificent display in the sky here nightly from May to November. The filthy rich live in LA side by side with filthy poor. The rich have long been immune but the illegal fireworks are only getting worse and spreading. The rich, along with the developers, have enough money to bribe our politicians to do anything. However, we can’t wait for the rich to save us. Name your price, Mayor Eric Garcetti. We will raise the money to line your personal pockets for your gubernatorial or presidential campaign. All you have to do is end illegal fireworks in LA so that Angelenos no longer have to live in this wasteland.
If you think I'm doing this because I hate LA, you're dead wrong. I'm trying to make LA better because I love it.
And for those who can’t afford to donate to our bribery scheme, please sign my petition to end illegal fireworks.
Disclosure: the money raised will go to SPCA LA. Once we reach our goal, we will present Garcetti with a giant bribery check at city hall. This campaign was started to get media attention. The media either ignored us completely or shrugged us off when we contacted them. Please read my letter to the media trying to reason with them about our collective trauma @AnneBui7.