My Grandma said I should be President and I agree
Organized by: Jake Johnson
Greetings, the name that was given to me at brith is Jake "Jake Johnson" Johnson, and today I visited my grandmother on a surprise visit from the bottom of my heart because I am a loving and caring champion of the common people. Whilst conversing about her lack of appreciation for the finer points of misbehavior , she made an off handed comment that I should "... Be president of the free world." Personally, I agree with her. BUT, I do not yet have the funds necessary to attend a decent college and thereafter fund a small, yet humble, grass roots presidential campaign. With the help of the good people of America, and a stroke of luck from a trick pair of dice, we can raise and gamble our funds to that of an amount acceptable for our ultimate goal, of presidential nomination. Thank you.