RIP Kel: 6/16/1983 - 4/23/2016
February 17, 2016
A long, long time ago on a social media platform known as Twitter, two assholes met and formed a group the likes of which have never been seen. They took pity upon a sickly, old dog known as Scotty, and soon the Tri-Tip was born. This unholy union will now be running the Pat's Run this year (except Scotty, because yoga). They will beg for donations to give to the Tillman Foundation, but will secretly be used for their civil union ceremony in San Francisco later this year.